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October 28, 2005

Blair Speak: Iran

Filed under: Blair Speak — editor @ 10:31 am

The Iranian President has said that Iran wanted Israel ‘wiped off the map’ (cue psychotic rant from Melanie Philips about poor, pick-upon, innocent Israel: ‘It’s all an anti-Jewish conspiracy, everyone in the world is a secret Nazi wanting to finish the final solution’ and on and on and on, when in reality she does a pretty good impression of Hitler – but even more paranoid and delusional.), and such comments have naturally caused condemnation from world leaders. Blair and Bush were quick to point out that the polite way to suggest that a nation should be wiped off the map is by suggesting that a nation needs a ‘regime change’ to ‘Spread freedom’ or ‘Democracy’, and such crassness (or honesty) is symptomatic of such an uncivilised nation. Bush was further upset that a leader dared to contemplate wiping out another nation without the consent or express desire of God - something that Bush got way ahead of his invasions.

Blair had plenty to say, so I have provided a handy translation of what he actually meant; speech courtesy of the BBC.

Blair Speaks: “Their attitude towards Israel, their attitude towards terrorism, their attitude on the nuclear weapons issue - it isn’t acceptable.”

Blair Means: “Their attitude towards Israel’s state terrorism is unacceptable, and their desire to seek their legal right to nuclear energy is unacceptable – they should have folded by now and allowed US and UK troops to enter the country.”

Blair Speaks: “If they continue down this path, then people are going to believe that they are a real threat to our world security and stability.”

Blair Means: “A few more choice phrases from Iranian leaders, and excellent, they’ll save us the trouble of convincing people we need to go to war, again. I love it.”

Blair Speaks: “They may believe… the eyes of the world will be elsewhere, but I felt a real sense of revulsion at those remarks.”

Blair Means: “They won’t ever be allowed to forget these words, we’ll ensure all the worlds eyes are pointed at Iran, preferably staring down the barrel of a gun, I feel a real opportunity has arisen from those remarks.”

Blair Speaks: “Can you imagine a state like that with an attitude like that having a nuclear weapon?”

Blair Means: “Can you imagine a state like that with an attitude like that having a nuclear weapon? (Ignoring of Course, Russia – who feel the same about Chechnya, Britain – who feel the same about most of the world, North Korea – who feel the same about South Korea, and America – who want to wipe out everyone. They don’t count, we’re all kind of friends.)”

October 25, 2005

ID Cards and the 45-Minute ‘debate’

Filed under: New Labour Madness — editor @ 11:32 pm

[Hon. Members: “Give way!”] I have made it clear that I will not give way—[Hon. Members: “Why not?”] It is because we have only a short time for this Third Reading and I intend to set out the argument.—[Interruption.]

So said Charles Clarke as he worked his way through his 309 MP’s voting in favour of the government’s bill, 284 against.

Once again Charles Clarke’s arguments were simply statements, without evidence, against all reason, and soaked in the lies of the New Labour terror-regime, where any utterance becomes fact if repeated often enough by the sychophantic Blairites:

Let me reassert the benefits of the scheme. First, ID cards will help to tackle identity fraud, which now costs the UK economy and society more than £1.3 billion a year. Secondly, a secure identity system will help to prevent terrorist activity, more than a third of which makes use of false identities. Thirdly, identity cards will make it far easier to control immigration and illegal working, and British citizens will be able to use their identity cards instead of a passport to travel in Europe. Fourthly, ID cards will secure the more efficient and effective provision of public services.

This is the government’s four main ‘reasons’ for adopting ID cards, but in reality it is simply four meaningless statements, each of them easily destroyed by reasoned argument and honest intellect, each of them dripping with lies, half-truths, and exaggerations. However, government is ruled by the mob, not by the people, truth is determined by those in charge of the mob, and handed down to the masses whether they like it or not. This bill - if passed - as an enabling act will continue the determined attack on civil liberties waged by Blair since he took office. For Blair the state is all, the people are nothing, Blair convinces himself he is fighting for ideals, when all he is really doing is fighting for power, for complete control. Like any good state heading towards totalitarinism, the first battle the state must win is the battle against it’s people, and this is a battle that New Labour will now fight in the House of Lords.

People are against ID cards, and people will refuse to be issued with them, this is without doubt, and maybe with success. During the 45 minute ‘debate’ I was heartened by the eloquent speech of Edward Garnier, a Conservative MP, a speech I shall quote in full:

Where I depart from the Home Secretary is in the analysis of the Bill that he made during the 15 minutes that he occupied of this 45-minute debate. Indeed, is not there something rather obscene about a Home Secretary complaining about lack of time to debate his Bill because his Government have curtailed the time for debate? On Report, I pointed out that his Under-Secretary, with whom he is now conversing, was cut off in his prime in Committee. I believe that the Minister for Immigration, Citizenship and Nationality was also cut off during Report this evening. All those things would be welcome in some circumstances, but if the Government say that their own motions prevent them from debating their legislation, who are we to complain?

We need to be clear about the fact that during this debate the Government’s majority was cut to 32 and 33, and I encourage all Members who are interested in democracy and civil liberties and who have read the Bill to vote with us this evening against the Third Reading. The Bill is economically illiterate and politically inept, and will prove socially divisive.

The Government began the whole sorry process by saying that the Bill would be valuable in the fight against terrorism; yet, to be fair to the Home Secretary—I am occasionally fair to him—on 8 July he said that identity cards would not have prevented the tube attacks on 7 July. We know that 9/11 would not have been prevented by identity cards. The people who committed those crimes had pilots’ licences and passports. Those who committed the crimes on 7 July were perfectly happy to be filmed by the railway station closed circuit television. The problem was not hiding their identity, but hiding their intention—[Interruption.] I am glad to see that Members on the Treasury Bench find the subject so tremendously funny.

When the Government lost their first argument they said, “Oh, perhaps we’ll try benefit fraud”. However, we know that benefit fraud will not be dealt with by the possession of identity cards or by the information in the national identity register. Then they said, “Well, let’s try immigration, that’s bound to help”. The Home Secretary is trying that again this evening, but the problem is that one does not have to register on the national identity register or hold an identity card if one is in the country for less than three months. When a person enters the country as a tourist, how are the Government to know that they have not remained beyond the permitted time?

There is the problem of the free travel area between the UK and the Irish Republic and the free travel area in the European Union. What will that do? Far from preventing immigration illegalities, it will exacerbate ethnic problems and cultural division in the UK. Do the Government want to give a free hand to the British National party? Anybody who thinks that is a good idea should vote for this sordid Government this evening.

The Government then said, and the Home Secretary repeated this evening, that the measure would deal with identity fraud. When the Bill began its passage in the summer, identity fraud cost the economy £50 million, but during the summer months the cost rose to £1.5 billion. I do not know why, and the Government have produced no evidence to support that fact. Indeed, we are having a Third Reading by assertion with an absence of proof. We cannot have legislation that is created in this form or pushed through in such a way, and we cannot tolerate a Government who have absolutely no understanding of the constitution of this country.

The Government moved on to say that the scheme would prevent other forms of serious crime. As the hon. and learned Member for Medway (Mr. Marshall-Andrews) pointed out on Second Reading, no serious criminal will be too bothered about whether he is required to register for, or have, an identity card. The money would be far better spent on police officers, gaining intelligence about the activities of criminals and producing a proper border control police.

The Government have blustered and demanded that we agree with all their assertions, despite the lack of evidence to prove them. Eventually, they have ended up saying that it would be more convenient for us all if we had identity cards and information was stored away on the national identity register. If the Government want to see the population of this country wandering around with a form of barcode across our foreheads, or with a mark to allow us to come out of our houses, they are not the sort of Government whom this country needs. We should certainly not be promoting such a society.

The Bill is obscene and absurd and it will do nothing but damage the country’s interests as a whole. It will do nothing to advance the causes that we all share: defeating terrorism; doing away with benefit fraud; and tightening up our immigration rules, which the Government have randomly let fall apart. Of course we want to deal with identity fraud and serious crime, but the Bill will not do that in its present form and would not have done that in its first form. It is a ridiculous and stupid Bill.

What will the scheme cost the citizen? All of us over the age of 16 will have to pay not only the £30 cost of buying the wretched card, but the travel costs of getting from the outer isles to the Glasgow centre at which one will be processed, as though one were in some gulag, or from rural parts of the country to other cities.

What will the scheme cost the country as a whole? We all know that the cost will be somewhere between £8 billion and £19 billion, but the Government say that the cost of a card will be only £30. The whole thing is utterly absurd, and the more one examines what the Secretary of State has to say, the more absurd it becomes and the more absurd the Government are.

Let us step aside from the practical arguments against the Bill and consider a matter of principle: the relationship between the citizen and state, about which the Government care little and know nothing. They have forgotten about constitutional history—if they knew anything about it—and the proper relationship between the Government, Parliament and the judiciary. All that is swept aside with great windy bluster from the Home Secretary and his junior Ministers. It is time for Parliament to stand up for what it is supposed to and to defend the liberties of the citizen, not to kowtow to this appalling Government and go down on bended knee and grovel as they pass more and more appalling legislation to destroy the rights of the citizen. It is no good for the Government to say that this is all exaggeration—just look at what they have done already and what they intend to do through this Bill and other legislation to eat into the liberties of the citizen.

This is a bad Bill from a sad Government. It is legislation by statutory instrument. The Government are providing 61 separate powers to enable the Home Secretary or his successor to produce secondary legislation. The Bill contains very little detail. It increases the penalty for misbehaviour. One could easily be fined up to £2,500 for what the Government politely call a “civil penalty”, and if one does not pay that, off one goes to prison.

The Bill amounts to little more than a denial of democracy. The House should be ashamed of it, and I trust that all people of honour in the House will increase the Government’s embarrassment by reducing their majority to way below 32—indeed, we should kill this Bill.

October 7, 2005

God, huh, what is he good for?

Filed under: News, Iran, Only in America, War, Iraq — editor @ 9:59 am

Not content with creating thousands of years of religious fueds, he has now inflicted on us a new Jesus: George Bush. Jesus was a son of a carpenter, George is a son of a bitch, but lets hope that the new Jesus meets a similiar fate, and is nailed to a cross within a week. But is it God that is to blame, or are the voices in his head thoseof the devil?

Either way, it is those that applauded Bush’s ridiculous speech are the real evil, may they all burn in hell.

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